LIMITED OFFER PROMOTION!

Enjoy unlimited lag and disconnection from as low as $49.50/mth!

Get more lag at an affordable price!

4Mlps
Unlimited lag
$49.50*
per month

10Mlps
Unlimited lag
$68.50*
per month

*24 month contract. Terms and conditions apply.

Its affordable, instant, easy and convenient
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Experience the Internet at its slowest with high-speed disconnection from our broadband.
Using Mega Lag Per second (Mlps) technology, you can now experience mega lag every second while using the Internet at speeds up to 56kbps while simultaneously enjoying voice calls with static noises and unsent fax messages over the same telephone line without any extra cabling connections!

What's more, you'll get to enjoy exciting benefits such as useless customer service, frustration, boredom and much more! With the various Unlimited Lag Plans, you can now choose a plan that best suits your anger style.